Excessive use of Mikey may be terrible for your sanity. Please take two 15-minutes doses a day. Do not exceed more than 4 doses per 24 hours or else your head might cave in. This product has not been tested by the FAA, CIA, NBA, or any other Important 3 or 4-letter Acronym Organizations. Proceed with caution. Please refridgerate after use.
This product is intended to help cure severe symptoms such as:
Horniness
Headache
Dizziness
Nausea
Heartburn
High cholesterol
Cancer
Warning! Side-effects may include:
Increased sexual desires
Runny nose
Coughing
Sore throat
Vomiting
Kidney Failure
Liver Failure
Loss of motor skills
Death
Please do not take Mikey if you take nitrates for chest pain, as this may cause you to run out of blood to run to your brain and have your head collapse in on itself. Women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant might want to consult their hearts to see if Mikey is right for you.
This product is not intended for abuse, as you may become dependent on it. If you're having dependency issues with this product, please consult the Ducky Inc. Research and Healthcare Board.
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Please do not distribute or illegally download this product without consulting the Ducky Inc. Board of Directors. Violators will be punished with up to 10 years in Federal Prison and/or a $2000 fine. Violators will also be shot.
WARNING!
Tender
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ninja
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Now go do it before I eat your brains. O:
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With love,
*Gir-Gir
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Fly me away,
take me away,
[link]
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With love,
*Gir-Gir
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Fly me away,
take me away,
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"Church, there's no such things as Ghosts. You're one of them. You're an AI. You... are the Alpha."
~ [link]
DeviantArt User #6,264,235
YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
Spread the DA love around!
RULES:
1- You can hug the person who hugged you!
2- You -MUST- hug 6 other people, at least!
3- You should hug them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!
1-3: you're a bad friend
4-6: you're an ok friend
7-9: you're a good friend
10-& Up: you're a great friend
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With love,
*Gir-Gir
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Fly me away,
take me away,
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
~Gir-Gir has sent you a rose,
Just because you're you!
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~Community Love is Contagious~
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"Church, there's no such things as Ghosts. You're one of them. You're an AI. You... are the Alpha."
~ [link]
DeviantArt User #6,264,235
As for the working thing, my mom is a teacher's aid and works just as hard, if not harder, than the other teachers, but she makes far less than them.
(God, my I fix my mouse, now my keyboard is spazzing on me.)
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!! YOU'RE IT!! ^^ YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST onCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Send this 2 at least 5 ppl including me if u want ^^
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!!
Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever...
Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back..
1-3 ~ you're a friend
4-6 ~ you're an okay friend
7-9 ~ you're a good friend
10+ ~ you're a great friend
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"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”
~Winnie the Pooh
"Why bother trying if no one cares?"
-anonymous
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